Band Names

Drew Blood

By tomcampion on Tuesday, May 20, 2008

The latest mixtape sensation

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8 and W

By wsdrennan on Saturday, March 15, 2008

Cover band starring Dale Earnhardt Jr. and George W. Bush.  They cover anything with a fiddle about trucks, the good ole days, cheatin women, dogs (not to be confused with dawgs), momma, firearms, fishing, drinking, and the axis of evil.  On special requests they will also do anything by Whitesnake or Poison.  

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Self-Esteem Injection

By tomcampion on Friday, January 18, 2008

I heard someone say this phrase in a meeting yesterday.

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Auction

By chashine on Wednesday, January 9, 2008

"You going to the Auction show?"

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The Worst Band Names of '07

By tomcampion on Monday, December 17, 2007

From the A.V. Club.

Thanks for the link, bworlick.

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Vertical Porkchops

By tomcampion on Monday, December 17, 2007

Inspired by presentation of an entree.

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Keep Left

By wsdrennan on Monday, March 26, 2007

Named after common road signs seen in the US Virgin Islands.  On their america tour however, they will be showered with praise for their willingness to take a stance on politics in america, and record sales will soar in the blue states.  The dixie chicks will approach them about doing a joint project. 

They will be confused as too why all of this is happening and why Bill O'Reilly hates their music so much because they don't actually get a vote (seeing as they are residents of a US territory) and have no idea what part politics are.

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HIPAA Violation

By tomcampion on Friday, February 9, 2007

An 18-piece band.  Each player corresponds to one of the HIPAA 18 De-identifying Elements.

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Identity Theft

By tomcampion on Friday, February 9, 2007

Band members' stage names are other people's social security numbers.

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JD Bauer and Associates

By tomcampion on Tuesday, January 16, 2007

A play on JD Power and Associates...Perhaps similar to Gnarls Barkley...I don't know whether to make it a 24 pun or what.  Suggestions?

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Metro Zout

By tomcampion on Tuesday, January 16, 2007

The best band to come out of Brentwood High School since Thenody.

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The Internet

By chashine on Monday, January 8, 2007

The band that made cat-5 bracelets popular.

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Grow Lab

By tomcampion on Monday, November 6, 2006

Pot-infused hippy electronica

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Loud Ass Motherfuckin' Barkin' Dogs

By tomcampion on Wednesday, October 4, 2006


Eminem uttered this phrase in "Forgot About Dre," a track off of 2001. An excerpt:



One day I was walkin by, wit a Walkman on, when I caught a guy



give me an awkward eye



And strangled him off in the parkin lot

wit his Karl Kani



I don't give a fuck if it's dark or not



I'm harder than me tryin to park a Dodge



when I'm drunk as fuck



Right next to a humungous truck in a two-car garage



Hoppin out wit two broken legs, tryin to walk it off



''Fuck you to bitch,call the cops!''



I'ma kill you and them loud ass motherfuckin barkin dogs



And when the cops came through



me and Dre stood next to a burnt down house



Wit a can full of gas and a hand full of matches



And still weren't found out



From here on out it's the Chronic 2



Startin today and tomorrow's the new



And I'm still loco enough



To choke you to death wit a Charleston Chew



{*Eminem's vocal turntable*}



Slim shady, hotter then a set of twin babies



in a Mercedes Benz wit the windows up



when the temp goes up to the mid 80's



Callin men ladies; sorry Doc but I been crazy



There's no way that you can save me



It's okay; go with him Hailey

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Node Delicious

By chashine on Wednesday, September 27, 2006

Kirt Hine said this one

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Prions of Peace

By chashine on Tuesday, September 26, 2006

A prion is the organic unit that carries Mad Cow Disease; smaller than a virus.

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Colt McCoy

By tomcampion on Wednesday, September 6, 2006

The University of Texas starting quarterback, and also the name of a kickass rock or alt-country band.  A page out of the Pearl Jam/Mookie Blaylock playbook.

Hook 'em, 'horns.

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TI-83

By tomcampion on Saturday, September 2, 2006

Covers include the SR-71 tune "Right Now"

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SOHCAHTOA

By tomcampion on Saturday, September 2, 2006

Their breakthrough album: "Sine of the Future"
Their experimental followup: "Tangent"

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Coral Reefer

By chashine on Monday, August 28, 2006

Hippiest band ever.

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